![]() 03/19/2019 at 20:13 • Filed to: parshletter, Parshtreon, Puffalopnik, parsh, Patreon, Puffalumps, Puffposite Lock | ![]() | ![]() |
Fluffy gazes upon an impeccably organized collection of maximum parsh.
I didn’t quite expect to get questions this personal for the first parshletter, but since !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I opened up about what I’ve been going through lately, and how much it sucks. Also, I demand that the World Endurance Championship Se-bring us all 1,000 miles, and rant about car colors. Parshletter No. 1 is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !
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This is the example post of shenanigans to come for anyone
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to the parshletter, hence the public post. I’ll probably have Parshletter No. 2 (huh, huh) later this week, anyway.
Things have been bad, things are still bad, and I can’t imagine things getting better, but we’ll see. Weirdly, it felt good to get that out in the open. Suffering alone hasn’t helped, so I guess it’s time to let everybody suffer with me! (Just kidding—for the love of all things poly-fil, I certainly hope you’re doing better than I am.)
In the meantime, at least the 944 runs pretty well.
I’ll be posting all the places where my work appears up on the
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as public posts, so bookmark that if you’d like to keep up with my latest work. Alternately, folks can
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to get that list sent directly to their inboxes, or get the parshletter, other fun posts and other amusing things on top of that in exchange for a little more cash. It’s all explained on there, if you’re that interested.
Anyway, t
hanks again
for the questions, and enjoy the parsh!
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If it makes you feel any better, I spent 11 months unemployed between April 2016 and March 2017.
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You regularly take your F40 to radwood, but somehow you still need a patreon...
(I am joking of course)
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To super make stef feel better, I was unemployed for 2 months this year with a hernia. I spent a solid week in constant excruciating pain. Now My wallet feels the pain.
Edit: I meant last year lol
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Feel free to spam us regularly. I subscribed, even though I bought a Miata. I’ve taken a few buyouts myself; it’ll work out as long as you don’t go working for something like Carbuzz or Autoblog.
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Relevant:
Also, have you considered doing the youtubes, along with a right wing clickbait website that isn’t associated with your name? I’m told that’s a winning combo.
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I hope things get better for you, I really do. Opposition is always here for you!
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Ha!
I’m afraid I’d rather not undermine public trust in my main gigs.
Also, I really,
really
hate video editing.
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Hey, what’s wrong with Autoblog? I like those dudes over there.
(Don’t tell anyone, but t
he Miata is.........fine, so long as you’re enjoying it, and not being That Guy to owners of other cars.)
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Oof. Yeah, hernias are no fun, and scary stuff to boot. Glad you’re feeling better.
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Yeah. I’ve at least got the “I’m freelance!” part on my resume to cover the gap
, but that
really means, “I’m probably
having a long cry about how
no one really needs me around.”
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Well, they didn’t recently suggest that sports cars are too high powered to be enjoyable, unlike some blogs that seem to misunderstand what a sports car is . Autoblog has been really shapeless for a while now, they’re like, 90% reposted PR releases at this point. I’d read them if you wrote for them though, ahem.
I bought my Miata specifically so I could have a fun car to abuse, unlike my Jag, which is a fun car that will destroy me if I have fun with it, so I’m probably safe there.
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excuse me, it was my
fine Porsche race car
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Thanks!
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Things most certainly WILL get better. You’re awesome. Take care of yourself and come by here anytime!
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Sorry to hear you’ve been down, it’s cliche and you don’t want to hear it for the 356 th time (see what I did there) but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I was laid off in June 2017 and after what seemed like a dozen different interviews finally landed on my feet 6 months later, I love my job now and look forward to going to work.
On a d ifferent note are you going to the Indycar race with your stuffed friends, I just saw there is a Jalopnik meetup Sat night
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Man, I hope so. Thanks!
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I know I definitely want to watch the race, but there’s also a rallycross that Saturday that would be fun to go to. F
irst Indy weekend at COTA vs. track groomed well enough to hoon parsh is a tough, tough call. We’ll see, I guess. So, I may be showing up to the meetup in a parsh, or I might not be, all depending on what’s left after I pay bills (ouch) and/or how the weather holds out.
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I’m 60 now, and if only I was young and had a car to race.
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I feel you on that, hopefully things improve for you soon!
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It might be a little muddy and my dad and I may need ponchos Saturday. I’ve wanted to try rallycross out there but my S4 is lowered now so that may not be the brightest thing I could do.
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Boooooooooooo. If it’s wet, that’s the parsh out. It’s on Dunlop Z3s? and would most definitely get stuck or high-centered on something.
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Thanks!
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Just don’t let anyone tell you that your problems don’t count because they aren’t as bad as their problems, as that happens anytime I bring things up.
Depression is serious business. Just keep in mind: its ok to be sad. You have a strong reason to be. I ts not a problem as long as you don't let it affect your decision-making.
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What did you go to college for again?
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Political Science aaaaaaand Film & Digital Media.
I know how much film editing sucks. I
knoooooooow
.
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S
ending you an e-hug. Mine feel l
ike being grappled by a grizzly
.