You Asked Parshletter Questions, So I Answered Parshletter Questions

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03/19/2019 at 20:13 • Filed to: parshletter, Parshtreon, Puffalopnik, parsh, Patreon, Puffalumps, Puffposite Lock

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Fluffy gazes upon an impeccably organized collection of maximum parsh.

I didn’t quite expect to get questions this personal for the first parshletter, but since !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I opened up about what I’ve been going through lately, and how much it sucks. Also, I demand that the World Endurance Championship Se-bring us all 1,000 miles, and rant about car colors. Parshletter No. 1 is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !

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This is the example post of shenanigans to come for anyone !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to the parshletter, hence the public post. I’ll probably have Parshletter No. 2 (huh, huh) later this week, anyway.

Things have been bad, things are still bad, and I can’t imagine things getting better, but we’ll see. Weirdly, it felt good to get that out in the open. Suffering alone hasn’t helped, so I guess it’s time to let everybody suffer with me! (Just kidding—for the love of all things poly-fil, I certainly hope you’re doing better than I am.)

In the meantime, at least the 944 runs pretty well.

I’ll be posting all the places where my work appears up on the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! as public posts, so bookmark that if you’d like to keep up with my latest work. Alternately, folks can !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to get that list sent directly to their inboxes, or get the parshletter, other fun posts and other amusing things on top of that in exchange for a little more cash. It’s all explained on there, if you’re that interested.

Anyway, t hanks again for the questions, and enjoy the parsh!


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 20:50

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If it makes you feel any better, I spent 11 months unemployed between April 2016 and March 2017. 


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 20:53

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You regularly take your F40 to radwood, but somehow you still need a patreon...

(I am joking of course) 


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > E90M3
03/19/2019 at 20:55

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To super make stef feel better, I was unemployed for 2 months this year with a hernia. I spent a solid week in constant excruciating pain. Now My wallet feels the pain.

Edit: I meant last year lol


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 21:00

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Feel free to spam us regularly. I subscribed, even though I bought a Miata. I’ve taken a few buyouts myself; it’ll work out as long as you don’t go working for something like Carbuzz or Autoblog. 


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 21:15

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Relevant:

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Also, have you considered doing the youtubes, along with a right wing clickbait website that isn’t associated with your name? I’m told that’s a winning combo.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 21:45

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I hope things get better for you, I really do. Opposition is always here for you!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > nermal
03/19/2019 at 21:51

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Ha! I’m afraid I’d rather not undermine public trust in my main gigs.

Also, I really, really hate video editing.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/19/2019 at 21:53

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Hey, what’s wrong with Autoblog? I like those dudes over there.

(Don’t tell anyone, but t he Miata is.........fine, so long as you’re enjoying it, and not being That Guy to owners of other cars.)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PS9
03/19/2019 at 21:53

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Oof. Yeah, hernias are no fun, and scary stuff to boot. Glad you’re feeling better.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > E90M3
03/19/2019 at 21:57

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Yeah. I’ve at least got the “I’m freelance!” part on my resume to cover the gap , but that really means, “I’m probably having a long cry about how no one really needs me around.”


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 21:57

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Well, they didn’t recently suggest that sports cars are too high powered to be enjoyable, unlike some blogs that seem to misunderstand what a sports car is . Autoblog has been really shapeless for a while now, they’re like, 90% reposted PR releases at this point. I’d read them if you wrote for them though, ahem.

I bought my Miata specifically so I could have a fun car to abuse, unlike my Jag, which is a fun car that will destroy me if I have fun with it, so I’m probably safe there. 


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PS9
03/19/2019 at 21:57

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excuse me, it was my fine Porsche race car


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Cash Rewards
03/19/2019 at 21:58

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Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 22:03

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Things most certainly WILL get better. You’re awesome. Take care of yourself and come by here anytime!


Kinja'd!!! bmil128 > Stef Schrader
03/19/2019 at 22:17

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Sorry to hear you’ve been down, it’s cliche and you don’t want to hear it for the 356 th time (see what I did there) but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I was laid off in June 2017 and after what seemed like a dozen different interviews finally landed on my feet 6 months later, I love my job now and look forward to going to work.

On a d ifferent note are you going to the Indycar race with your stuffed friends, I just saw there is a Jalopnik meetup Sat night


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > functionoverfashion
03/19/2019 at 23:18

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Man, I hope so. Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > bmil128
03/19/2019 at 23:23

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I know I definitely want to watch the race, but there’s also a rallycross that Saturday that would be fun to go to. F irst Indy weekend at COTA vs. track groomed well enough to hoon parsh is a tough, tough call. We’ll see, I guess. So, I may be showing up to the meetup in a parsh, or I might not be, all depending on what’s left after I pay bills (ouch) and/or how the weather holds out.


Kinja'd!!! Merfthemadmauler > Stef Schrader
03/20/2019 at 01:02

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I’m 60 now, and if only I was young and had a car to race. 


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Stef Schrader
03/20/2019 at 05:47

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I feel you on that, hopefully things improve for you soon! 


Kinja'd!!! bmil128 > Stef Schrader
03/20/2019 at 09:08

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It might be a little muddy and my dad and I may need ponchos Saturday. I’ve wanted to try rallycross out there but my S4 is lowered now so that may not be the brightest thing I could do.

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Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > bmil128
03/20/2019 at 10:42

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Boooooooooooo. If it’s wet, that’s the parsh out. It’s on Dunlop Z3s? and would most definitely get stuck or high-centered on something.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > E90M3
03/20/2019 at 10:44

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Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Stef Schrader
03/20/2019 at 10:50

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Just don’t let anyone tell you that your problems don’t count because they aren’t as bad as their problems, as that happens anytime I bring things up.

Depression is serious business. Just keep in mind: its ok to be sad. You have a strong reason to be. I ts not a problem as long as you don't let it affect your decision-making.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
03/20/2019 at 22:36

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What did you go to college for again?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
03/21/2019 at 12:30

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Political Science aaaaaaand Film & Digital Media.

I know how much film editing sucks. I knoooooooow .


Kinja'd!!! Jerry Wiegert's Hair Helmet > Stef Schrader
03/22/2019 at 00:36

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S ending you an e-hug. Mine feel l ike being grappled by a grizzly .